The Retro Pumpsquatch Tee
Bigfoot’s done hiding — and he’s sick of your crusty lids.
Meet the Pumpsquatch, your new blue-collar spirit animal. Rocking a retro sunset beard, steely glare, and pumper attitude, this tee is perfect for septic pros, truck junkies, and anyone who's been up to their knees in 💩 before 10am.
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Vintage-style design with serious pump energy
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Soft, durable fabric that can handle hose slaps and gas station coffee spills
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Wear it when you’re hunting tanks or legends
Warning: May attract attention from customers who “haven't pumped their tank in 20 years.”
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Cyclone Septic & Plumbing
- Email: cyclone-home-services-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Retro Pumpsquatch Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
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20
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L
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30
|
22
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XL
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31
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24
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2XL
|
32
|
26
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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4XL
|
34
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30
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5XL
|
35
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32
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